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The Ballad of the Faithful Ranger

The Iron Steed That’s Not Mine!

My faithful Ranger, scarred by road and years,  
You've carried dreams through laughter, sweat, and tears.  
Across the highways, through the dust and rain,  
You bore my burdens, never once complained.  

Yet one by one the trials began to rise,  
Like gathering storm clouds in uncertain skies.  
Each hopeful repair, each promise made,  
Would end with another bill to be paid.  

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First came the gearbox, tired and worn with age,  
Its grinding gears wrote sorrow on each page.  
To Super Quick I drove with hopeful heart,  
Believing they would give my truck a brand-new start.  

The gearbox mended, smooth through every gear,  
For just a little while I knew no fear.  
But vehicles, like men, conceal their pain,  
And hidden faults would soon arise again.  

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Then came the shocks that bounced with every bend,  
The faithful springs no longer could defend.  
The Nigerian mechanic raised you high,  
With practiced hands beneath the African sky.  

Fresh shocks were fitted, firm upon each wheel,  
At last your weary body seemed to heal.  
I smiled once more and whispered, "This is right."  
Believing we had won another fight.  

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But underneath another problem grew,  
The leaf spring bushes had surrendered too.  
Each bump and dip became another groan,  
Each journey echoed through your aging bones.  

Again the spanners danced from dawn till late,  
Defying rust and stubborn bolts of fate.  
New bushes pressed where tired rubber lay,  
Restoring strength for yet another day.  

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Still from behind there came a haunting sound,  
A rumbling voice that followed mile by ground.  
The prop shaft sang a song of worn-out steel,  
Its trembling echoed through the chassis' keel.  

Away it went for careful hands to mend,  
Reconditioned, hoping woes would end.  
Returned at last with balance finely made,  
The rear grew quiet where the thunder played.  

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Then came the oil that slowly found its way,  
A little leak that seemed so small one day.  
"A simple fix," the mechanic gently said.  
"No need at all to fill your heart with dread."  

The seals were changed, the sump made clean and tight,  
Everything appeared completely right.  
But destiny had written other lines,  
Hidden deep within your old designs.  

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For not long after came a darker day,  
The engine lost its cheerful, steady way.  
Its gentle purr became a troubled cry,  
And every mile brought one more anxious sigh.  

The power faded, breathing grew restrained,  
The dashboard filled with warnings unexplained.  
Each scan revealed another cryptic clue,  
Yet none could tell exactly what was true.  

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The turbo then was blamed for all the grief,  
Perhaps at last we'd find a sweet relief.  
Our trusted mechanic took the task in hand,  
With patient skill and knowledge hard-earned, grand.  

The turbo left for careful, expert care,  
Its worn-out heart rebuilt with utmost prayer.  
Fresh bearings, seals and balanced blades anew,  
Prepared to force clean life the whole engine through.  

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At last returned, it found its home once more,  
Bolted tight beside the diesel's core.  
The engine breathed with newfound strength and might,  
Acceleration stronger in its flight.  

I pressed the pedal—yes, the power came!  
My faithful Ranger almost seemed the same.  
The hills were climbed with confidence restored,  
As fresh boost answered every word.  

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Yet when the engine warmed beneath the sun,  
Another battle had only just begun.  
At idle came that harsh familiar tone,  
A tractor's growl instead of gentle moan.  

It rattled softly, clattered without rest,  
Refusing every hopeful little test.  
Raise the revs—and silence would return,  
Then idle brought the noisy lesson learned.  

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The scanner whispered softly, "Voltage low."  
The battery perhaps was first to know.  
Modules argued through electric haze,  
Confused by weak and wandering volts for days.  

Perhaps the battery's strength had slipped away,  
Perhaps the alternator lost its sway.  
Or perhaps another fault still hid inside,  
Where only time and patience could decide.  

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Mechanics gathered round with thoughtful eyes,  
Each offering another fresh surmise.  
Injectors? Tappets? Oil pressure growing weak?  
An exhaust leak no mirror yet could seek?  

The mystery lingered, stubborn as before,  
Still guarding tightly every hidden door.  
Yet every answer slowly narrowed down,  
As truth replaced each worried frown.  

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My Ranger, you have tested all I own,  
My patience carved as deeply as your stone.  
My wallet thinner than it's been for years,  
Purchased dearly through frustration's tears.  

Still every time I turn your faithful key,  
A little spark of hope awakens me.  
For every scar upon your aging frame,  
Reminds me life is very much the same.  

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We break...  
We mend...  
We stumble...  
Then arise.  

We travel onward underneath God's skies.  

No road is smooth from Johannesburg to home,  
No soul forever walks on polished stone.  

Perhaps tomorrow one more fault will show,  
Another workshop I shall have to know.  

Another spanner, gasket, seal or hose,  
Another chapter every driver knows.  

But while your diesel heart still draws its breath,  
We'll stand together, challenging defeat.  

For faithful friends are measured not by ease,  
But by enduring every storm they meet.  

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So here's to every bolt and every scar,  
To every kilometre travelled far.  

To every mechanic striving with good cheer,  
To every answer slowly drawing near.  

And if one day at last you softly purr,  
Without a rattle, knock, or grinding stir,  

I'll smile and say,  
"Old friend, we've won at last."  

Then drive...  

Until the road itself becomes the past.

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